Empress of the Demons

volar-e:

i need 5 hours of tumblr to balance out my 5 minutes of studying 

shadowstiles:

such a waste of a young heart

unrepentantwarriorpriest:

2dmirage:

True story.

As it should be.

unrepentantwarriorpriest:

2dmirage:

True story.

As it should be.

amydentata:

southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

Kids are too smart for this school crap.

amydentata:

southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

Kids are too smart for this school crap.

thatnellykid:

[source: part 1, part 2]

In Australia, call 13 11 14

In New Zealand, call 0800 543 354

In the US, call 1 800 273 8255

In the UK, call 0800 068 41 41

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

...believe that a lost girl can find her way home …believe that a pirate can be a hero ..

iamscienceside:

lillypad7891:

iamscienceside:

Science fact: There are 12 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

um, it’s actually 10. Binary is made of 1s and 0s, not 1s and 2s

image

salt bones
her seaweed hair
with skin so fair

ocean maiden
with a touch so cold
her beauty’s untold

siren (via meduesa)

mulders:

I’m about to have a grand fucking time

readtofilth:

thenorsebros:

x

Chris Pratt is literally a huge dorkball that just so happened to get paid to get fit and I literally would adore him in any shape he takes.

8x08 - Hunteri Heroici

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

i-hate-the-beach:

fancypancakes:

you cant come back from that


Shit

i-hate-the-beach:

fancypancakes:

you cant come back from that

Shit